Post your Droid/Chuck Norris facts below if ya got any! Chuck Norris owns a Droid X-2-Pro-Incredible-Fascinate-Galaxy which supports Flash 12. A Droid doesn't break when it hits the floor, the floor breaks when a Droid hits it. A Droid can roundhouse kick an iPhone so hard that it turns into a Blackberry. Chuck norris owns a Droid that can run any app, even useless iPhone apps. But he never runs them, because they suck. Chuck Norris doesn't need to root a Droid, because a Droid roots Chuck Norris. The Droid Chuck Norris app has more downloads than any other application. It's not listed in the stats because it would make all other download counts insignificant in comparison. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Steve Jobs so hard, he admitted that Android is better than iOS. A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is the only way to REALLY break a droid. An iPhone can be easily broken by a single Justin Beiber wussy punch. Chuck Norris doesn't run Android OS, Android runs Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris decides not to, Droid does. Chuck Norris' Droid has an application called "time travel"--which works. There are no alternatives to Android phones. Just a bunch of phones running different operating systems which Chuck Norris hasn't roundhouse kicked yet. Everything Droid doesn't, only Chuck Norris can do. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a Droid that DOESN'T have a wire plugged in. Scientists have estimated that the power stored in a Droid phone is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick). Chuck Norris asked to purchase a Droid phone at an Apple store--and had no problem doing so.