Droid themed Chuck Norris facts

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  1. Garoad

    Garoad New Member

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    Post your Droid/Chuck Norris facts below if ya got any!


    Chuck Norris owns a Droid X-2-Pro-Incredible-Fascinate-Galaxy which supports Flash 12.

    A Droid doesn't break when it hits the floor, the floor breaks when a Droid hits it.

    A Droid can roundhouse kick an iPhone so hard that it turns into a Blackberry.

    Chuck norris owns a Droid that can run any app, even useless iPhone apps. But he never runs them, because they suck.

    Chuck Norris doesn't need to root a Droid, because a Droid roots Chuck Norris.

    The Droid Chuck Norris app has more downloads than any other application. It's not listed in the stats because it would make all other download counts insignificant in comparison.

    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Steve Jobs so hard, he admitted that Android is better than iOS.

    A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is the only way to REALLY break a droid. An iPhone can be easily broken by a single Justin Beiber wussy punch.

    Chuck Norris doesn't run Android OS, Android runs Chuck Norris.

    When Chuck Norris decides not to, Droid does.

    Chuck Norris' Droid has an application called "time travel"--which works.

    There are no alternatives to Android phones. Just a bunch of phones running different operating systems which Chuck Norris hasn't roundhouse kicked yet.

    Everything Droid doesn't, only Chuck Norris can do.

    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a Droid that DOESN'T have a wire plugged in.

    Scientists have estimated that the power stored in a Droid phone is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

    Chuck Norris asked to purchase a Droid phone at an Apple store--and had no problem doing so.
     
  2. dezymond

    dezymond Tech Support Mod Staff Member Premium Member

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    Hahaha, some of those are pretty good
     
  3. DankDroid

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    The CND (chuck norris droid) is overcloclocked at 2ghz
     
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    I posted this one on www.chucknorrisfacts.com last month; and it's kind of a variation on one you already have.

    Aything Droid does, Chuck Norris does better.

    Sent from my DROID2 using DroidForums App
     
  5. Garoad

    Garoad New Member

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    Chuck Norris' droid was black when it was new. Now, it is red-from the blood of all his enemies.

    Sent from my DROID2 using DroidForums App
     
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    kodiak799 Silver Member

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    There is no VZW unlimited data plan, in fact there is not even such thing as VZW wireless data...only what Chuck Norris allows you to leach off his Droid hotspot.

    You can, however, stream unlimited Walker Texas Ranger
     
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    There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, just another Droid.

    Chuck Norris can use a slide-out keyboard on the DX.


    Chuck Norris doesn't believe in the iPhone.
     
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    Droid Firefighter Senior Member

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    No one stood in lines to buy the iPhone 4 today because they were afraid of receiving 1 CNRhK!
     
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    brokenroad217 New Member

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    Not Droid-themed but:

    Chuck Norris doesn't wear Sun Block. When he goes out, the Sun has to wear Chuck Norris Block.

    Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

    Sent from my DROID2 using DroidForums App
     
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    gflam Developer Theme Developer Developer

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    Pretty creative ha got a chuckle out of a few of those
     
  11. Insidious

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    Ha niiceee lets see....... I need to think of one

    Sent from my DROID2 using DroidForums App
     
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    Motoblur doesn't enhance chuck norris' experience. Chuck Norris enhances motoblurs experience.

    Chuck norris' Droid doesn't run froyo. It runs chucknorris 10.4.16.

    Chuck Norris' Droid is the only deca core 20 ghz processor phone in existence.

    Lol corny.

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    The Droid Bionic commercial was not originally intended to feature mech robots ... but unfortunately for the producers, Chuck Norris was not available.


    The Droid Bionic commercial is actually fake. Everyone knows Bionic's actual power source is 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
     
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    Chuck Norris does not tether his Droid. His Droid tethers Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris' Droid has an enhanced voice command feature. He uses it without using his voice.

    Chuck Norris' has never used a Task Killer on his Droid. The tasks simply kill themselves whenever Chuck Norris wants them to.
     
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