I'm going to make this short and simple. I text a whole bunch and unlike most people where they have these things called "fingers", I have 5 huge sausages hanging off of each palm. I can't even pick my nose without splitting a nostril!!! This little do dad would help me greatly and I would use it constantly. I took me 14 minutes to type this because my nostril boring philanges keep hitting all the other keys within a 2 key radius of the actual one I'm trying to hit. Please, Please pick me!!