Off topic news of the day! Last week Apple's earnings report was revealed. Unsurprisingly, they had a monster quarter, posting $51.5 billion in revenue and snatching up a quarterly profit of $11.1 billion. This gives the company a new cash reserve of $206 Billion US Dollars. The folks at BGR put together a fun little analysis which concludes that Apple could actually afford to buy almost every "major" sports team in the world, and still have money left over! Here's their breakdown: 32 United States NFL Football teams = $37.2 billion 29 United States NBA Basketball teams = $32 billion 30 United States Major League Baseball teams = $36 billion All United States NHL Hockey teams = $14.7 billion 20 United States Major League Soccer (MLS) teams = $3.14 billion Top 20 International Soccer (Football) teams = $23.2 billion That equates to $146.24 billion USD, which leaves Apple's coffers with a grand total of $59.76 billion USD. Even if you extrapolate this out further, that's enough money to easily buy all of the rest of the other soccer teams that don't post their values. That's an insane amount of money for any company to horde. Share your thoughts and rants.