After days and days and hours and hours of banging my head.....
I give you GoOgLE TaLk iNVERTED
Bboy and I spent most of today and finally figured it out!! I couldn't have done it without him!! Thanks to thebowers of course for his original inverted goodness He is truly the King of all themers and imo he doesn't get nearly as much credit as he deserves for all the work he's done for me personally and for the Android Community as a whole.
GoOgLE TaLk iNVERTED for Gingerbread APK
GoOgLE TaLk iNVERTED for Gingerbread UPDATE.ZIP