While you were out on vacation soaking in a tub-full of ics, all our batteries died!
I am not the droid you're looking for
Hehehe...Well, I was "soaking" to better my complexion. I was told that Ice Cream applied liberally all over one's self adds years to your favorite smartphone and provides many hours of pleasurable entertainment.
As for the batteries...well, send all your defective batteries to me. I will make sure they are put to good use (er, ah...recycled, yeah...that's it...recycled, keep them out of landfills, you know..."note to self, change name on eBay account from FoxKat to Battery Replacement Depot".)
"Saving DROID Razr's, one battery at a time. :-)" - (credit SallyC)
Avatar is Maxwell Smart, AKA Agent 86, from "Get Smart" (with his signature "Shoe Phone"), a SitCom TV series by Mel Brooks & Buck Henry, based on the spy thriller series, "The Man From U.N.C.L.E.".
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