Things to remember while interacting w/ spouses coworkers : when spoken to, take a drink this helps drown out whatever Nonsense they're saying to you! Remember to smile & nod your head especially while taking a drink, this speeds up your drunkenness. Look for someone using a Droid1 if you spot one, inch towards this person take a peek at what they are running...... is it m1 w/ GB? If so feel free to mingle if not spill your glass of eggnog & wild turkey all over their phone. This will no doubt start a fight & don't worry, it doesn't matter who wins. It's a guaranteed way to get the hell out of there early!