A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
Only the Skilled Survive
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Drill Sergeant Frick's Rules For Un-armed Combat.
1. Never be unarmed.
2. See Rule #1
USMC rule # 23 of gunfighting: Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
I doubt its a hoax though, they said they didnt want any money and that mouse did look perfect put in there by them. Either way that is so gross that I just threw out the 5 cans of Chef Boyardee in the garbage LOL