It's Chuck Norris's Birthday We Need Facts!

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  1. FunN4Lo [OP]
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    03-10-2010 01:22 PM
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    It's Chuck Norris's Birthday We Need Facts!

    Chuck Norris turns 70 today. How is that possible? That gives me a good excuse to feed my need for Chuck Norris facts. Don't copy and paste the whole web site, just give us a few of your favs

    When the Bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris's hand is the only one that can beat a Royal Flush

    Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship
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    03-10-2010 01:43 PM
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    When Chuck Norris jumps in a river he doesn't get wet, the river gets Chuck Norris.
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    03-10-2010 01:44 PM
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    Chuck Norris Counted to infinity.....Twice!
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    03-10-2010 01:50 PM
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    Ordinary people sit on the beach and get a sun tan....Chuck Norris sits on the sun and gets an earth tan....true story....it has been confirmed by a verizon rep....
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    03-10-2010 02:38 PM
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudpro69 View Post
    Ordinary people sit on the beach and get a sun tan....Chuck Norris sits on the sun and gets an earth tan....true story....it has been confirmed by a verizon rep....
    Now that right there was funny.....

    You all are trying to make me the thread killer....I am not having it...LOL
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    03-10-2010 02:52 PM
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    Debbie did Dallas because she couldnt handle Chuck Norris.
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    03-10-2010 02:55 PM
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    Let me google that for you
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    03-10-2010 02:55 PM
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    Long ago Chuck Norris upper cut a horse in the chin... Its descendants are now known as giraffes.
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    03-10-2010 02:57 PM
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    Chuck Norris went on vacation to the Virgin Islands...


    Now they are known as 'the Islands'.
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    03-10-2010 03:04 PM
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    i like the jack bauer threads as well. maybe i should start one.
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