Chuck Norris is not waiting for 2.1 and flash for his Droid.....
Adobe, Motorola and Verizon are waiting for Chuck Norris to give them the ok to release the update![]()
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Chuck Norris is not waiting for 2.1 and flash for his Droid.....
Adobe, Motorola and Verizon are waiting for Chuck Norris to give them the ok to release the update![]()
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f**k down.
Possibly the oldest one
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, He waits.
Speaking of 70, my dad turns 70 this year and this past saturday he made his 7th hole in one.
Who's birthday?
A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
Only the Skilled Survive
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Drill Sergeant Frick's Rules For Un-armed Combat.
1. Never be unarmed.
2. See Rule #1
USMC rule # 23 of gunfighting: Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
He doesn't turn 70... "70" turns Chuck Norris![]()
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