It's Chuck Norris's Birthday We Need Facts!

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    03-10-2010 07:44 PM
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    Geico saved 15% on their car insurance by switching to Chuck Norris

    Little boys wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

    god i forgot my list of Chuck Norris jokes..
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    03-10-2010 07:47 PM
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    all 99 of Jay-z's problems are Chuck Norris.
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    03-10-2010 07:54 PM
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    When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.



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    03-10-2010 08:03 PM
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    Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom...

    also if you haven't seen it

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    03-10-2010 08:06 PM
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    Chuck Norris didn't get the flu. the flu got Chuck Norris
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    03-10-2010 08:10 PM
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    Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger were talking in front of God. God said "See this seat next to me? I want each of you to tell me why you believe you should get to have it." Arnold said "I believe I should get it because I have put back into the community and become famous by being a governor, actor, and body builder." Chuck Norris looked up at God and said "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

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    03-10-2010 08:27 PM
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    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there is no signs of life there
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    03-10-2010 10:23 PM
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    chuck norris doesnt do push-ups, he pushes the earth down
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    03-10-2010 10:24 PM
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    chuck norris once got a boner..... no one survived
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    03-10-2010 10:25 PM
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    chuck norris knows where carmen san diego is
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