A man went into a bar and there's this old man just sitting there looking at a bowl of chili. so the guy goes up to the old man and says, "Can I have that chili?"
"You just go ahead," says the old man.
So the man eats the chili and it's the best chili he's ever eaten. But at the bottom of the bowl, he notices a dead mouse, so he barfs the chili back up into the bowl.
The old man looks over and says, "Yep, that's about as far as I got too."