What's wrong with the good old heave it and dunk method? This way you're up close and personal with the carnage.
Just puppy footing around. (auto correct)
Flew to San Francisco for lunch Tuesday. Flew to Vegas for lunch on Wednesday. Just arrived in Portland today for donuts... This is how I pass time when I'm bored off work -_-
If you need a discount on an upcoming trip.. Let me know first :P
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