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    Took the car I just bought to the cops, they put a light meter on the windows. The tint is illegal on it ... WAY illegal. If I get pulled it's a 300 dollar fine and a misdemeanor charge. The tinting has to come off all the windows.
    So MattyP how do you get all the ladies??
    'MattyP' I just offer classes on upgrading their OS...
    Really?? That's it??
    'MattyP' yeah, the chicks love it when you give em an upgrade...

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    Did the person tell you it was legal when you bought it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike.757 View Post
    Did the person tell you it was legal when you bought it?
    Never even discussed it. I had no clue it was illegal. A friend of mine looked at it and said "dude those windows might be illegal" so I took it to the cops to check it. Yeah, it's WAY over the legal limit.
    So MattyP how do you get all the ladies??
    'MattyP' I just offer classes on upgrading their OS...
    Really?? That's it??
    'MattyP' yeah, the chicks love it when you give em an upgrade...

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    Tint is one of those things that only a cop in a really bad mood will get you on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike.757 View Post
    Tint is one of those things that only a cop in a really bad mood will get you on.
    It's a 300 dollar fine if they yank me. I can have it removed within 15 days but I still have to go to court and still have to pay court costs. Headed for Walmart to buy a heat gun and it's coming off this weekend.
    So MattyP how do you get all the ladies??
    'MattyP' I just offer classes on upgrading their OS...
    Really?? That's it??
    'MattyP' yeah, the chicks love it when you give em an upgrade...

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    This is a funny story I thought I'd share with you guys...

    I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten...........................sive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................ now that you've read it I have to confess, I copied it from someone else.. share and make someone else smile today
    It was just too funny!!! I had to share it!!!

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