Obviously you can't follow instructions, hence you are suspended from play for 12 hours, further infractions will result in stiffer penalties and may result in a permanent ban on this thread, not to be confused by the banned thread. That thread supports all kinds of evil and misdoings. But the task at hand is this thread. We have to uphold the integrity of this thread to ensure its prosperity for future generations. Any deviation from that course is irresponsible at best. So to insure compliance we must request that all forum members and newbs adhere to the rules. Any and all questions regarding the proper conduct should be directed directly or indirectly to moi. Kapish?
All correspondence should be in triplicate and have all hashtags clearly offset in an opposing colours to differentiate their purpose. Opposing colours should not be in green, blue, ,red, sepia, aqua, teal, purple, azure, ecru, tan, beige, mauve, turquoise, or any other tone that depicts sky, earth, water or grandmas apples. Further more all requests should be d o u b l e d s p a c e d for clarity with the exception of quotes, which must be in italics for emphases. Failure to follow these edicts will be punishable by beheading. Period. Not that period but as a conclusion of an absolute law. Questions should be routed to my automated answering robot.
If it's not HD it might as well be a newspaper.