Ha, yeah that windshield probably got in the way before and had to go
Alright Truss, I got some ideas together!
A very classic look by Abe Lincoln, I highly recomend the tophat, but it must be tall, short top hats just don't cut it. You like Abe Lincoln can carry around your phone in it.
Then from one of my favorite movies comes the tricornered hats. Very classic and patriotic.
No hat collection would be complete without the coon skin cap. The trick to these is actually saving the head on the front.
The classic android beenie, what more can I say?
I was going to post a medieval helmet but that would hide your face and it doesn't have a plume at the top. I think this might be a good choice, it protects you from trolls and also looks classy with the red plumes.
I think I like the beanie... and the "12 Inches Long" sticker down in the corner helps reinforce the moddly-ness
If you always seem to have drama in your life, you are probably the one causing the drama.
If customer service representatives or restaurant servers always seem to be rude to you, you are probably the one being rude.
If your computer always seems to be freezing up on you, you're probably doing something wrong.
In my experience, drama begets drama, rudeness begets rudeness, and ineptitude begets ineptitude.