Least we forget ourselves when we respond.
How many Droid Forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames
156 to write to the moderator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum
1 moderator checking in to make sure every one is playing nice
17 fluorescent light fanboys to smugly post that you wouldn't need to change a light bulb so often if you had fluorescent lights
5 L.E.D. fanboys to poke fun of the flourescent fanboys
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this thread exchange to another forum
146 to demand that cross posting to other threads about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this list saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum
284 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs
32 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
57 to ask when the next light bulb is due to be released
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
48 to propose new change.lite.bulb forum
47 to say there is already such a forum
143 to ask if anyone ever did change the lightbulb
258 to check the math on this report to make sure all 1,637 people are fully involved in the process
and finally 1 to post a question to the entire forum asking if a light bulb needs changing.