Not going to get into the details of my evening(TBH I don't remember enough about it), but just to outline what a well built phone the Droid is, this morning mine wouldn't turn on, so I open the battery door... Theres vomit inside of my phone! I cleaned it out as well as possible, cleaned the phone inside and out with rubbing alcohol, put the battery back in, phone came right up. It's had a few little issues throughout the day, but it's back to normal now. What a phone!
So my resolution is to never get so trashed I puke on my phone. Ever again!