Yes there is such a place as Cool, CA. ( an hour NE of Sacramento ) I've had a Palm Centro on Verizon for 2 years now and I'm very happy with the coverage (family voice only plan, no data plan.) I also have a Verizon USB air card which replaced dial-up for all my telecommuting. ( our hughes satellite internet doesn't work for VPN). I'm living with the 5GB per month limit on the air card.
Now I'm considering a Motorola Droid since I'm up for my 2-year renewal upgrade. The catch is that it would have to replace the air card, using it tethered. I use the air card a lot, probably over 30 hours per week. I read articles from late last year indicating you could get the Droid, with two $30/month data plans. The total of that would equal what I pay now for using the air card, so I'd drop the air card, break even, have a better phone with more capabilities and the same internet/vpn access as with the air card.
If this is not currently possible, I'll hold off until it is.