#1: Droid touchscreen is screwed up (randomly flies all over and presses buttons)
#1.5: I want droid x.
#2: Called their online service to have them send me a new one, she said if the next one sent is broken i can ask for a different phone ( droid x) and get it for free.
#3: IF next phone that comes is not broken, how can i edited by moderator and MAKE it broken without them noticing??
Epic awesome plan or setting up for fail?