Got it! Unfortunately, SC is having problems with their 3G network recognizing the Bionic for some reason. Thankfully, I live in Columbia, which is 4G
4G network is extremely fast, and everything runs smooth as silk. Almost too smooth...
Only complaint: It's a bit light for my taste. Guess I just liked the weight of my now retired Eris.
Also got the $30 extra battery and battery dock. Funny thing is, my store was supposed to be selling them for $49.99, not the $29.99 deal they gave me. The reps argued for a good five minutes, then my guy came back and said since he had already quoted the price that he'd honor it and damn the price they wanted me to pay. Nice guy.