I went to throw a screen protector on my friend's RZ and used some of the spray applicator that came with the screen protector. After I applied it, he turned the phone right on right after.
The phone works perfectly fine, minus the dead digitizer (it's not actually dead, we don't think, it's just not picking up any touches).
Please help out asap. It's rooted on Clean Rom, he's thinking of re-flashing.