Take a deep breath and repeat after me: Unless I purchase a new phone every month, I will always have a device that's a little bit behind the latest curve. This is OK and in no way reflects upon me as a person.
Actually, if it bothers you that much, maybe you should get an iPhone. Then hipsters and barristas will pat you on the back and you can be part of the cool kids club. But you might want to read this first:
What it's like to own an Apple product - The Oatmeal