Of course I *was* having this problem, or I would not have searched for this and landed here. I though, I'll prove this idiot wrong, looked at the cord I had mine plugged into, which was already plugged into the pc by someone else in the family, and sure enough it was some other cord that came with another device. I hunted down the chord that came with my Razr Maxx, and I knew it was the right one cause I left all of the stickers on it, and you ain't gonna bleed iss, SURE ENOUGH IT WAS THE STINKING CHORD!
Who knew... So even though this is old, and we never met, and I called you a moron, I am man enough to admit it was really me who was wrong...
Thanks for the help!
(Screw Apple. Android will rule the world)