my perfect tablet is a free one :)
12 inch screen (IPS 1080P LCD/LED screen)
quad core at least samsung,ti,intel or snapdragon (which ever is best at time droid forums make this custom tablet for me :) )
Front facing camera 8 mp..small 4 inch screen on back with slide over cover . this way you have a high res camera for both online talk and taking pictures.
4 gigs of ram
32 gigs internal memory
ssd type memory 64 gigs. and sdcard slot
hdmi (not mhl)
usb charging port
2 usb for devices.
Ethernet and WIFI
LTE radio with adjustable bands so can be used with any service
HSPA+ radio same as above
bluetooth that also allows bluetooth keyboard and mouse.
titanium casing with rubbererized corners
FM and ASTC tuners built in.
unlocked bootloader (totally open-not unlockable just unlocked)
Fortified Lotus Glass
Solar charging battery ability
all sold in a padded case for transport that also holds an ultra thin bendable bluetooth keyboard.
and blue tooth mouse. and spare battery...as it would have a removable battery.
Not made by LG (except maybe the screen)
and of course running ICSourcery :)
Now of course this is my dream tablet.
I never claim to be able to afford it :)
Good luck to all!