Q) What do you call Santa's Reindeer on Halloween night?
A) His Cari-BOO
Q) What do you call a novel written by a haunting spirit?
A) A BOO-k
Q) What does a business ghoul wear to a meeting?
A) A Navy BOO Pinstripe suit, of course
Q) What do poltregeists order when they go to the bar?
yes, I just made those up a second ago *LOL* Hopefully, they will win me a bluetooth speaker so that I have something to do OTHER than write Halloween jokes...........