Q) What do you call Santa's Reindeer on Halloween night?
A) His Cari-BOO
Q) What do you call a novel written by a haunting spirit?
A) A BOO-k
Q) What does a business ghoul wear to a meeting?
A) A Navy BOO Pinstripe suit, of course
Q) What do poltregeists order when they go to the bar?
yes, I just made those up a second ago *LOL* Hopefully, they will win me a bluetooth speaker so that I have something to do OTHER than write Halloween jokes...........
Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It didn't have the guts....
Seriously, the worst Halloween nightmare is that ICS will be delayed...:icon_eek:
Other than that, Happy Halloween... Now go out and get free candy from the little kids who get scared easily! :icon_ devil:
Look and Backup. good idea
My girlfriend and me for Halloween. Borrowed a rl SWAT vest this year. Actually feel pretty tough ;)
Edit: Just to add a bit to this - Saturday night in Baltimore I got lectured by a cop.. at 2:30AM.. at an IHOP.. while completely intoxicated (see below).. about how it is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest in Baltimore. I didn't get in any trouble, but I thought that might add some "story" to the post!
Before suiting up completely and hitting downtown Baltimore. Not my best idea.
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You have the exact same counter tops as my mom - exactly!
Originally Posted by BlackHoleSlam
It was Halloween night when a driver called our road-service dispatch office complaining that he was locked out of his car. I forwarded the information to a locksmith, along with one more detail: The car was parked at a nudist colony. Of course, the locksmith arrived in record time. But when he called in later, he wasn’t amused. “Figures,” he said. “I finally get to go to a nudist colony, and they’re having a costume party!”
Having run into one before by accident (honestly)... he is better off most likely. My eyes will never be the same.
Originally Posted by Chizzele
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I am no expert photoshopper as I am sure anyone can tell but this just about embodies halloween to me. :) If I win though, chances are this will arrive before the Nexus. :P
I do not wish to offend anyone by this story. A friend of mine and I were setting up for a Halloween party when we heard a knock at the door. To our surprise it was the local Jahovas Witnesses. So we had this idea to keep them from coming back since polite requests were previously ignored. My friend is a master of making things look real and just happened to have a goats head for the party. He grabbed the head and his siccle and went to the door. He was already wearing an apron with blood all over it from cutting up fresh steak and pork chops for the party. Needless to say when he went to the door that was the last time we saw those people again. Again, not trying to offend, what you believe is your choice.
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