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[dave52355]

It was the 70's. I had a great bachelors pad in a highrise in Denver. Halloween was always one of my favorite nights. I was only 3 feet tall, but when I strapped on my artificial legs my height jumped to 6' 2". Life was good. Often, I would " leave " a limb or two at the local watering hole. Always got the girls going. Nothing like a severed legs dropping on the dance floor. Fallen hand in the punch bowl routine.

But one particular Halloween I had the hots for this long haired strawberry blonde. But last I saw of her was her back as she ran screaming out the building. Guess my hand falling off and into her lap was a bit to much. Ah but the memories.............

[Brimm]

These looks super awesome. I don't have any cool jokes nor do I have any cool stories BUT I have a picture from when I was the cat in the hat last year!

[hopesfall225]

Best story that I actually remember from halloween was about 5 years ago we were throwing a party at my buddies house and naturally things got a little out of control... The cops showed up to break up the party and for some reason started chasing me, I started running and climbing walls and was jumping from roof to roof for a block and got away.... all this while I was dressed like spiderman!

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[doublea500]

Simple... i dressed up as Conan O'brien and danced for everyone at my school. enough said

[johnomaz]

We feared this would freak out our 1 year old son...we were wrong. We had to take it away from because it soon became his best friend and we were scared it would harm him psychologically.

[rwdfan]

What do you give a vampire with a cold?

Coffin drops!

I felt I should at least try to comply with the rules!

BOO

[Tepes]

So this is my son's first Halloween, he is 9 months. My wife and I are big geeks and bought him an Ewok costume. So I have it delivered to my office and the secretary preceded to crushed my soul (in her defense I think she is all of 20, maybe). It went like this;

Secretary: "So what are you dressing him as?"
Me: with pride I say "An Ewok!"
Secretary: "An Eeewalk?"
Me: Staring in disbelief.
Secretary: "What is that?"
Me: Still astounded "The small cute furry creatures from Return of the Jedi."
Secretary: "Oh. Is that like a Star Trek thing?"
Me: walking away

Now if someone has a more frightening story than that, go for it.

[g_what]

One dark night two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at
night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

[saywhaa]

so this is the costume i made, took me around 7 hours to make.

so i was going to the usual bar i always go to cause they had a costume contest. through the whole night i noticed that no one’s costume was anything unique so i thought i had this costume contest in the bag. here comes the contest and i got beat by a damn banana... a $10 banana costume with nothing special beat me. the bar tenders were pretty angry as well since the whole night people were taking pictures and commenting on it. but he had more friends and was with a louder crowd that won it. so enough with the talk here's me being carried by a crazy clown.

[Conz]

Mischief Night when I was 14 - none of my friends had any eggs in the fridge, but my buddy's mom had just bought a stash of pudding cups at Costco. I threw one at a house, only to turn around and see the lady who lived there standing right behind me. Needless to say she turned out to be a teacher in my school, made us clean it off her door, and took my picture. it was still pretty funny though.

that's all ive got.