I would vote for SRO cause thats a nasty crack, but he didn't explain why he needs it so thats out. Tank your reason was pretty weak but humorous haha also a nasty crack from your brother. The rules were specifically to enter "your" phone though (:
As for tktouch, him saying "i know these arent in working condition" knocks that out of the rules too from the start. But those are nasty cracks on 2 phones 0.0 lol
Paynomind didn't break any rules, he explained why in a way, he dropped his phone 2 days after he got it and he needs a new one. e's been using it cracked like that since and one more fall will insure it's death.
He wins my vote.
Phandroid was second choice