My personal favorite
6,826,762: Radio interface layer in a cell phone with a set of APIs having a hardware-independent proxy layer and a hardware-specific driver layer
This patent is about as vague as it gets. It outlines a process but nothing else. The driver layer, APIs and proxy layer are all block items in the diagram. This is the biggest waste of a patent, as are most software patents, I have ever seen. No specific API's are mentioned. As a matter of fact within the patent it specifies that vendor's use their own API. This is all saber rattling and BS. Completely empty patents and baseless claims.
OG Droid w/ Pete's GPA16 w/ stock Kernel using auto OC script. (retired)
LG G2X w/ rooted 2.3.3 leak.
It's OK for your Droid to be different. Just be supportive and reassuring and it will do just fine. It's when you or other people point at it or mock it for being different is when its' feelings get hurt. Just show it unconditional love regardless of its' differences and it will in turn reciprocate that love and loyalty.