Public: And with Samsung (and other Android phones), I can sync my bookmarks, search history and even usernames and passwords on the Chrome browser on my phone?
Apple: Now that's not fair...that's a Google application!
Public: But don't you have access to Google on your phone too?
Apple: Well, yeah...but...
Public: And I can copy my files, music, pictures, etc. right off my PC to the phone without any conversion software, and it works!!?
Apple: Hey, iTunes is, well...like GOD, and EVERYBODY needs GOD, right?
Public: Apple, you've been drinking too much of that punch.
Apple: We call it nectar...
Public: Ok, back to features, I can actually unlock my phone with my face via the camera?
Apple: Well, we all know that isn't secure.
Public: If I want secure, I'll put a pin on it, I just want it to be somewhat out of reach from curious hands...
Public: And I can make my home screen any way I want it, widgets, app icons, folders, the works...or nothing at all?
Apple: But the matrix of perfectly lined icons brings order into your life.
Public: And I don't have to show certain application icons on the home screen if I don't want to!
Apple: But they'll feel unwanted when hidden in the app tray!
Public: And I can use any launcher app I want, fully customizable, and even changing the background wallpaper into ANIMATED wallpapers that interact?!
Apple: But who needs that?
Public: OK, so how about Swype? I would rather simply make gestures on the screen rather than pecking away at it like a woodpecker!
Apple: But that key clicking sound is so cool!
Public: What about the navigation...I can use Google navigation and now with downloadable maps I can even navigate without any internet access while on the road and never get lost!
Apple: A little adventure off the beaten path at times brings balance to your otherwise stable lives!
Public: Alright...but how about NFC...I can tap another phone and send data, pictures, even applications from my phone to another simply and without wires, what about that?!
Apple: Why would you want to share anything...oh, wait...um, well, you could upload it to the iCloud, and then the other person could download it! YEAH! Gotcha!
Public: Without internet access, such as in the middle of the ocean on a cruiseliner?
Apple: I GIVE UP!