My main worry is that the laser has to be green or blue. Red lasers are so 90s! Annnnnnd..... reeeeeallly... Is a light saber too much to ask for yet? It's 2012 and we have a rover on Mars that takes color pictures and got dropped by a levitating crane. All my concept phones have light sabers!
As to the remote. Isn't that kinda already going for it? That's kinda the point of the Nexus Q, so any Android phone basically _is_ a remote now.
The curvature is for when you use it as a half pipe for your Tech Deck! (tell me I'm not the only one that played with those!)
Nothing about the cameras? It will for sure need to have the Nokia 47mpx camera in it. With a 5mp front camera.
I love love love the accelerometer idea! You have to wave it in the right pattern to unlock! Mind blown...day made!