Well the story starts with a boy and his dog. The boy is feeding the dog his homework, like all good boys should. The boy learned that marinating his homework in A1 Steak Sauce greatly increased the likelyhood that Fido would do work on the homework. Since the boy never learned anything in school he has trouble composing text messages on his rooted Droid X. Swiftkey would make the boy's life easier. Scientists have proven that there is a sixty nine percent chance that if the boy were to win swift key he would go on to marry a beautiful woman (who would later divorce him and take half of his things), he would become the president of a failing company which he will single handedly save from chapter 11 bankrupcy only to be fired for using company computers inapproiatly, and finally move on to be homeless.
The boy in this story is probably not me.