and the fact that you say "we all paid for unlimited internet" is laughable (and sad). please show me the provisions of the smartphone data plan that you signed that says "this includes unlimited internet. you paid for it, so feel free to cancel your ISP because we have no provided unlimited internet for you at the low low price of $30/month"...seriously?? unlimited internet?? lol...k.
i don't drink and drive, and i agree that i should get arrested if i do. clearly i work for my state's government and moonlight at the DMV.