Yeah I work at a help desk so I can spot bull**** from a mile away. Well when dealing with other customer service people anyway.
This order will processed within 24 hours - "**** off I dont want to deal with you"
I dont see your order in our system - "Im too lazy to actually look through the system longer than 2 minutes to find your order"
Giving you a blank stare while not saying anything - "Customer is dumber than a box of rocks. No seriously ...... youre stupid"
Lots of umms and ahhhs - "Holy **** I have NO idea what im doing. God I hope this person hangs up in frustration"