I'm a waiter at Chili's, and people always tend to be on their phones or have them laying out during their meal. Recently, I noticed a gentleman with a plastic bag on the far side of him. By the time I come back out with their appetizer, the guy has his nose buried into a VZW user manual, with a DROID sitting on a napkin. I gave him the 'nod' and whipped my DROID out and told him he made a wise purchase. Too bad he only left me 10%.