Yes, as one of the older crew here at the forum, this is the place to list if A.I.D.S. * or a variant of it has hit you. Yes, the younger crew may regale us all of GF issues in the same light.
My wife is ready to kill me for giving my Droid too much attention, and my desktop and laptop have emailed me repeatedly to cease and desist, to no avail as 2.1 looms. My 4 year old daughter has said on more than one occasion, especially at night "Daddy, please put down the phone."
*Android Induced Divorce Syndrome