Verizon: Hey Apple since you wouldn't allow us to put our crap-I mean app-ware on your device can you carry some of our stuff in the Apple Market?
Apple: Dangit Verizon how many times are you going to ask this question?!!
Verizon: I'm sorry. Don't be mad at me. I'm asking again because you didn't answer me the first time.
Apple: Verizon I'm busy!! Can't you see that?!!
Verizon: I'm sorry Apple I didn't mean to bother you.
Apple: You know what?!! I'm tired of your stupid questions! No you can't put your CRAP-WARE in OUR Market!!!! Now get out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Verizon: Yes sir. I'm sorry to bother you.
Apple: Close the dang door too...idiot!!
Verizon: Yes sir..Ok I'm closing the door now. Thank you for answering my question.
Apple: I SAID GET OUT!!!!
Verizon: I'm going. I'm sorry.....