I love that at DF there is always time for relationship advise!!! I'll be trusting all of you to solve my next big fight with the wife for sure!!!
Maybe take a different direction to use this to your advantage. If I was in your shoes I would fill my phone with all the sick stuff I wish I was doing in the sack and sit back and wait for my wildest fantasy to come true!! Use your phone to tell her all stuff she would smack you for saying out loud.
edit cause I used a bad word sorrry.